What the hell is this?

How to be an idiot (with women) is an app, pocket book interactive book. Most books tell you how not to be an idiot, how to be smart, and that’s boring. How to be an Idiot (with women) can make you an idiot during a whole year (even leap-years) and still be yourself.

We tell you things like number #145 “Wear Bugles as fake-nails and pretend to protect her instead of posing a threat”, or #174 “Write her an email using Comic Sans”,or #25 “Try to grow facial hair to resemble a famous actor she likes”. Even some will be illustrated, like #1 "1. Tell her you love her for the first time in a room with very loud music."

and so on. In total there are over 300 ways to be an idiot found in this app/book and we hope to bring a lot (gazillions!!!) more with your help.

Where’s the interactive part? You are :) There are community ways to be an idiot, favorite, illustrations, social media integration and more (not much more, but more).

Who are you and why are you doing this?

Hi, I'm Cristian, and I'm an idiot. I wanted to write a book about the fun-loving-idiotic things we do for women. Just writing a book was cool, but I figured I could do it without killing millions of trees and making it fun. So I've been contacting some artists, programmers and magicians (I know they will be needed) and going for it. And... I'm a Computer Scientist. Some trees will die anyway, but it's for a greater good.

It was hard to think of hundreds of idiotic things, it took me a long time. In the end I came up with a combination of experience, observation, imagination and broken hearts that it's called How to be an Idiot (with women)

Why should I buy this when it comes out? (if it ever does)

Honestly, I don't know. It's funny, simple an it won't cost you 1000$, that usually is enough for a lot of people :) Buying an app or a book is always an adventure that goes great for some. My hope is for you to laugh at some of the good things gone wrong we usually do, and in some cases feel better that you're not that much of an idiot.

If a lot of people like this, it is my hope to turn it into a small franchise. I am an idiot all-around, so we should have no trouble expanding this universe (work, travels, cars, etc.).

If you want more information about this project, contact me! You can always email me, cristian@howtobeanidiot.com. Or check out my website and see where you want to make your reach.

So, thanks for reading this far. And now... a dog.

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